once again Adventure Time has left me not knowing how the fuck I should feel


sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself

(Source: caleb-denecour)




"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4)

Today consisted of finally deeming it cold enough to wear jeans and a hoodie then finding the perfect shirt in Harbour Town to boost my jock cred so I can let nerds around me know what I’m all about.

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

hot milfs are gonna go crazy for your easter bunny outfit m8


Happy International Furry Day



are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really


i hate everything u choose to be


if you’re not from america you don’t get to celebrate 4/20 you get to celebrate 20/4 you fuckin nerds