"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
there’s actually a blog called straightwhiteboyproblems
satisfied with myself. 10 minutes later and I completely understand the psyche of a straight white boy. not only am I learning exclusively heterosexual male issues, but I’m also learning that i too have several of these problems. This is the second best discovery I have made this year which is only second to that thrift store where I found my Halloween outfit for this year. God im going to look so hot